So, this last Sunday night (I cannot believe I forgot to share this last night at girls night) I think I nearly gave my husband a heart attack. The instance went a little something like this...
Sometime in the middle of the night...
Me: "Get it off! Get it off!" (Insert screaming, and I mean SCREAMING)
Dave: (Jumps up in bed yelling) "What? What? Carissa whats wrong?!!!!"
Me: "Get it off" (insert more screaming) "Help me!" (More screaming still)
Dave: "Carissa!"
Me: "Blood worm!!!!"
Dave:......uh.....what?
Me: "Blood worm!!!........Leech!!!! I can't get it off, help!!!!!!"
I jump up and flick on the light ....Then look down at the back of my arm where there lies a long strand of sticky gum
Me:"oh.....I"
Dave: (Insert hysterical laughter as he rolls on the bed trying to catch his breath)"Carissa we're not in the Amazon"
Both of us begin laughing so hard we could barely breathe. I was laughing so hard I had tears.This lasted a few minutes before we could stop. The texture of the gum and how it kept snaping back on my arm when I tried getting it off was literally freaking me out and the feel of it was just like...well...if it were a leech. I know kind of a stretch.
5 comments:
ummm that is hilarious and I can totally picture it! Thanks for making me laugh!
I am still laughing. I can picture this too. Oh how funny. I like Dave's remark we are not in the amazon.
Thanks for the laugh today Carissa! :) You guys are so awesome! Craig would do the same thing to me.
That is hysterical! "Blood worm!" Ha ha ha! I'm glad you are okay :). You'll have to share it at the next girl's night. It was so good to see you!
I love this story!
Post a Comment